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     Comics 

• Gear is a fairly-violent and upsetting Humongous Mecha war-story, but has very cartoony artwork (remniscent of Disney's cartoons in the 1920s). The first issue opens on a noirish interrogation scene that ultiamtely leads to a mafia-syle execution. It uses a Gory Discretion Shot, but it still establishes that, despite the artwork, it's not an all-ages comic.
• The first issue of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic begins with the turtles fighting and killing a street gang, some of which uses a Gory Discretion Shot.

     Film 

• Small Soldiers, about some toy army guys who come to life, was rated PG-13 and had some swearing in the first scene.
• Children of Men opens with newscasts about the murder of eighteen-year-old 'Baby' Diego, the youngest person alive in a world cursed with total infertility, and brings us into a coffee shop where our hero Theo is getting his wake-up cuppa. Just what a world without children – or hope – is like is made clear less than a minute after he leaves, when the coffee shop explodes: the work of terrorists or the government framing them, no-one knows which.
• Indie Chinese film The Drummer begins with a pretty long sex scene. The ONLY sex scene in the entire movie which would probably have a lower rating if not for that intoductory scene.
• Watchmen. The very first scene has a unknown assailant break in to the apartment of a an old man, who is then beaten viciously and thrown out a window where he splatters on the pavement below.
  • Then, in the opening credits we see, amongst other horrors, the Hiroshima bomb dropping, a criminal being punched in the face, sending blood spraying out towards the audience, two lesbians murdered in bed with LESBIAN WHORES written on the walls in blood, a man burning himself alive, and Richard Nixon elected for a third term.
• Cannibal! The Musical: The name should probably have got you, but in case you're mistaking musicals as always family-friendly, there's the gory murder of an entire crew to start the movie. Then we go to the Oklahoma!-like next scene...
• A Nightmare on Elm Street's Remake has one character slash his own neck open with a dinner knife before the friggin' title screen shows.
• Kick-Ass started with a mentally deranged man jumping off a roof in a superhero costume and promptly falling to his death. The very next scene has the main character masturbating to his English teacher. This was likely put there for the benefit of all the people who saw the trailers of kids in superhero costumes and completely ignored the R-rating.
• Four Weddings and a Funeral starts with the main character exclaiming "fuck" ''repeatedly'' because he's woken up to find he's late for a wedding.
• The Beast of Yucca Flats begins with a topless woman being killed. The scene was edited for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, however.
• The first scene in The Dark Knight features a realistic bank robbery where each of the robbers (wearing creepy clown masks) get systematically killed off in the process. The scene ends with a school bus crashing into the bank, killing the penultimate Mook, and The Joker placing a grenade into the bank manager's mouth. Totally kid-friendly.
• Several of the Alien films:
  • Alien 3 opens with a "facehugger" xenomorph being birthed from an egg, seeking out the main characters and infecting one (or more) of them with a chestburster, while supporting character Hicks' bandages start to bleed. The characters are jettisoned in a lifeboat that crashes on the surface of a planet, and the next thing we see is the sole survivor, Ellen Ripley being brought in while the other three supporting characters are shown in the lifeboat. One's been smashed beyond repair, one has been graphically impaled by a support beam, and a young girl is shown in a death scream after drowning. This all happens in the first five minutes of the film.
  • Alien Resurrection opens with a chestburster being surgically removed from Ellen Ripley's body.
• The 1989 American Civil War movie Glory begins this way. After a quick letter read by the protagonist, the movie pitches into the battle of Antietam, the bloodiest single day in American history. After just a few minutes, in a very short but gory moment, a shrapnel artillery shell explodes in front of a luckless Union commander, causing his head to disintegrate in bloody fragments that splatter on those following behind him. Although plenty of blood and violence remain in the film, none of it reaches the same level as that first scene.
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